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 Posted:Jan 20 2003, 05:30 PM |
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again stolen from another forum 
Ali G Explains Da Menstral Cycle
Da mental cycle - Ali G explains a woman's period.
Booyakasha! Check dis !!! Not many people know dis but an important
difference between men and Women iz sumfin called "da mental cycle" or as
the doctors call it, "havin' de painters in". But no matter wot name u
gives
it, it still causes terrible pain and sufferin and it aint pleasant for
women eiver.
SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?
Well, ladies get da "red wedge" once every 3 weeks,tho sometimes more
often.Me Julie for hexample tells me she has got it at least a couple of
times a week.
WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?
Medikly, wot 'appens iz hactually very simple. Der iz a clock dat ticks in
her muff, when it gets to "her time" da egg dat she has been fryin in her
aviary drops out of her punani.
CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTURATION?
1. People fink dat you can't have sex when your lady has "Arsenal playin'
at
hom". Dis is not true-! you can, but just not wiv her.
2. In fact, u can turn de situation to ya advantage and to show how
considerate and luvin' you iz, suggest to her dat u do it up her batty.
Ear me now..i is not kiddin!
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| Posted:Jan 20 2003, 06:52 PM |
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lmfao.. ali g is hilarious...
couple a couple of his vidz... worth watching if you find the stuff above funny |
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 03:36 AM |
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omg! that is F*ing hilarious!
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 09:05 AM |
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yeah ali g's not bad 
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 09:30 AM |
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one question though..... who the hell is ali G?
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 09:39 AM |
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If you remember that Shaggy music video recently he's the white guy with the beard in the clip.
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 10:30 AM |
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lol tahst f*ckin great
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 10:47 AM |
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yeah i typed his name in kazaa and it brought up a shitload of music, so i figured he was a musician. his music is ok, some of its way too ghetto for me. i mean, i like rap and R&B, and i like ghetto, but the stuff i heard was way out there. lol
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| Posted:Jan 21 2003, 12:00 PM |
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glad u all liked it but
goo have a read of the this or that thread thats funny wen it gets going!
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| Posted:Jan 22 2003, 09:44 PM |
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yeah he's mad
he's from england
he has a bunch of vids with interviews and other comical things in them even has a movie out called ALi G Innit
and apparently he's engaged to that aussie chick that used to be in Home & Away years ago, forgot her name
and the best thing he loves weed
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He is engaged to Isla Fischer (very, VERY tidy )
And his stuff is unreal, funny as fu(k, but not for everyone.
He almost got shot a few weeks ago according to the papers. Two suiside dudes in um, egypt or something, tried to kill themselves, one fired and missed his head (how can you miss when youre an arms length away????) and the bullet went up and into Ali G's (Sasha V__ Baron I tihnk is his real name) wall near his bed....For a star, I'm wondering why he chooses to stay in hotels that have suiciders outside lol
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At home i've got Ali gs book --- it spretty fuckin funny and the movie is excellent for a laugh... go and watch it if u aint seen it!! i used to live in England so we used to watch it all the time.... and i has actually got a picture of Staines too (his home town).... i'll see if i can post it up! 
peaknhard......think the movie is called "In da house" and the series of videos is called innit!!??? could be wrong but
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No I think you are right there Fake
The movie is called 'in da house' but I am not sure about the dits.
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Ali G is a comedian from Staines in England, about 15 miles from where I grew up (Woking). He actually started out as a a presenter on a local cable TV channel. He mocks the wannabe thug life in England, we even got rice boyz recently - that was an unexpected change when I went back this xmas past.
He's funny as hell and his film was released on video/DVD recently, dunno if u can get it in the states yet. He made his first debut over here in that Madonna video that revamped her career, you know, "music makes the people go round" or some crap.
Check him out and "show sum raspect 2 da eest side massiv - booyakasha"
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| Posted:Feb 1 2003, 04:02 AM |
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yeh dont know much about this ali g dude... tho have seen him on the cover of a video at my local movie store. lol
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